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Monday, June 19, 2006

I hate ladders. especially the stupid shaky ones. now i know how maids feel. no wonder they're so stressed. If the cops want to know the motives of those murderous maids they should just try using the ladder and change the curtains and clean the fan at home. i bet they'll whip their gun out and shoot someone immediately. they'll be like "Clean this fucking (*@&#& faN!"*whips out the gun and shoots uncontrollably. I know that cos i feel like doing that right now. Mum thinks its really funny that i shiver while standing on that ladder. YEs i'm afraid of heights. YEs the ladder seems think its some osim product and keeps vibrating. Maybe it should be called iLadder. or Uladder. Helps you to gain really strong calf muscles after all that vibrating.
Alright enough of stupid household products that try to imitate massage devices.
Let's move on to more recent news. Native speakers! That's something we came across during pre u sem. Let's see. How many foreigner teachers did i meet before. I think mrs Maesten is counted la. she's an aussie who teachs history though. I dun understand leh. What's wrong wif singlish? Many other countries also got pretty bad english. For example, Japan. well everytime i watch masked rider, i notice that their english grammar is pretty bad. But i dun think the japanese have a plan like ours to hire foreign native speaker teachers eh? Foreign talent seems to be the only solution this days. Maybe someday when our government isn't good anymore, we should hire foreign talent to rule us. I think that should try to find out what's the secret of the students in singapore who do well in english and then share it with the rest. Actually we all know the secret what. Read la. But nobody really likes to. So they hire foreign talents to tell u to read. Its the laziness and dependency on others of most singaporeans that they should try to change.
Maybe we should just invent our own language in singapore la. Speak Elvish? Like the LOTR like tat. dunno who come tolkien got so much time can invent his own language sia. Then the chio elf and aragon speak english halfway then speak elvish. i dunno what's their problem also. cannot stick to one language? Tonight gonna miss the part 2 also. Going to council camp 2006. see the people stand down. then go lek's house watch football i think. K. gtg. bye.



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