Tuesday, February 13, 2007
yo ho ho. haven't blogged for a longtime i see. hello readers, real and imaginary. yeah i haven't blogged for a long time. many reasons. mostly is becos nothing really meaningful to blog. and even if its meaningful, i couldn't find time to blog which actually means that i'm too lazy. But there are somethings that you have to do even if you're lazy and tat's reporting for your NS medical checkup. yeah. patriotic huh? my ass. thanks ns.sg. for wasting my time, screwing up my online registration, make me go down to queenstown and missing a day of school. i got the letter asking me to go for a medical checkup so i went today. 1hour+ travelling time. supposed to start checkup at 3 and i was there at 2.40 jus like any good enthu armyboy would be.i got there and nice lady told me to first register myself and apply for deferment. i did that and then lady at counter gave me the killer line: okay you can go now. I was like, what the fuck? go? what about my checkup? don't u guys want to like, check my balls or something? lady explained: Oh u just needed to fix ur registration, ignore that letter we sent u, u will have to come for the medical checkup midyear. we'll inform u again. wow. i got owned by SAF. thanks ns.sg and SAF, wait till the media hears about this. then again what can the media do. we have no right we have no say and we long to be free one day. haha ironically they make us say it every year. well that's not all folks. i went home. and then my parents came home with dinner. and they told me they gonna demolish my room. and i'll be homeless for a week. Wow. you see, it all started when dad said ok our living room the tiles is popping out.honestly i still don't feel the pop or whatever there is. its serious u know. my whole block kenna. cos some asshole use the wrong cement when building our flats. and apparently my house's tiles is in a very serious condition. it doesn't look serious to me. really. so my dad was like: yeah let's just renovate it and ya kang sheng u're gonna be homeless for a week and i dun really care whether u're going to sch or not. <- ok he didn't say that but me,my mum, my bros all know he didn't really think of my and our situation. my second bro feels that we shouldn't do a fuck about it until like someone falls into the flat downstairs when we step on the tile. mum and me both feel that we should jus change the 5 or 6 faulty tiles. dad says we must follow the "standard industrial procedures" and change everything. everything means the living room and my room. my room used to be part of the living room. which is why i'm the only one affected if we renovate the whole damn living room floor. and they gonna remove the nice seashore wif sea shell wall outside my kitchen which mum loves. so mum fought back for me. and dad raised his voice saying we're ignorant and do not know how professionals work. and mum got angry at dad for raising his voice and starts shouting back saying how he's a lazy fucker who doesn't even want to clean his own toilet. <- its true, mum told him to clean and he said he would hire someone to do it. so paris hilton rite? lol. and mum start complaining about how he's never helped to clean anything. and then they had a cold war. and mum gave me a box to put my things and ask me if i want to stay in a hotel during march. wow. hotel like good rite? she said hotel 81 fren. yeah. study wif all the whores. great. its either that or grandma house. i prefer fren house. so i only need to bring clothes. can share notes. but its times like this when u know who ur real frens are. i dunno who i can find to help me now. grandma's also in ill health i dun want to disturb her. uncle's barely able to support his family i also dun wan to trouble him. i sound like i hate my dad rite? i guess i do a little. i used to worship him u know. then i realised he's a chauvinist. ego. he's not a bad father. he brings home the dough but ya. that's about all he does. he doesn't like, play wif u, buy stuff for u. hell i dun even think he knws what subjects i take in sch. which reminds me. he gave me the swiftest reply when i told him i failed promos. he said: Retain lo. wow. thanks dad. my dad is like, he's living in those ancient times. poor pr skills. he's like, the russians. yeah. like the conservatives. he say we do. that's what my mum shouted at him jus now. that he onli knows how to shout at people and expect things to be done. where as my mum is more understanding. more modern. but of course my mum also has her irritating side sometimes. my eldest bro is like, a monk. strict, smart, neat and he expects u to live up to his standards which is kinda unfair. my second bro is like the hulk. when he gets angry he explodes. me? i dunno. a mix of them i guess. looking at my parents, i reaslised what marriage is about. marriage and children are the things that keep 2 people together when they're no longer in love with each other. it keeps them together so that life goes on normally and also in case they fall in love again. u know, i think when the 3 of us are grown up and married, my mum might just divorce him? i dunno. we'll see how things go. i have to worry about where to stay for march. mum just gave me a box. its like in tv shows when u're fired. they pass u a box. till then, dear readers. till then. and happy valentine's day and chinese new year.
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